- You tear a finger nail and have to cut it really short and then it's not ready to cut when all the others are and then your fingers are not on the same clipping schedule
- You finally give in to be the one to change the garage bag, tie it up, take it outside to the garage can and then the next thing you have to throw away is really stinky! You wish you had waited 10 more minutes to tie up the trash. Now you have to untie the bag outside and add it, use up an entire new trash bag to tie it up in, or just toss it in the new bag and accept the fact that the kitchen will stink for about 2.5 days until the bag is full enough to tie up without guilt of under using a garage bag.
- You let your dog outside to potty before you go on a walk specifically so you don't have to pick up poo and carry it with you the remainder of the walk only to have the dog "double poo". Now you've wasted a trip outside prior to your walk and the compartment under the stroller smells like poo even though you double tied the wal-mart bag.
- You sweep the entire house and put away all the shoes and, wait, what's that you hear? The mower man showed up and now your house will be covered in tracked-in grass clippings in less than 10 minutes.
- You wake up early so you do extra chores in the morning only to arrive to work later than the days you wake up late.
- You pat yourself on the back for remembering to put on sunscreen and then you look in the mirror that night and find you missed a huge patch your your neck and shoulder. So you try to fix it the next day by putting double sunscreen on the red part and single layered sunscreen on the unburned part. But the edges of the original sunburn got missed and now you have an even weirder pattern on your neck and wish it was turtle neck season.
- You decide to risk it and not try on the new shirt before purchasing it only to get home and find out that the size was mis-marked. AND the size you thought you bought would have been the correct size.
- Anybody have any more to add?
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When you just finish dinner only to ralize the dishwasher is totally full AND dirty. Either do the dishes by hand or let the nasty dishes sit for 3 hours while the dishwasher runs. Grr...
ReplyDeleteWhen you handle something gross and wash your hands, only to then have to clean up something else dirty 2 minutes later. If you'd have just looked around, you could have saved the soap and have an additional ounce as a buffer before needing to buy more.
ReplyDeleteLove this post, by the way. :)